Shills for Licking

Lick 49, 2008

2008-04-02T10:47:00.000-07:00

Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
It's not torture if the President says so?
Can a President declare torture legal?
Can a President declare BJs legal?
Can a President declare adultery legal?
Can a President declare perjury legal?
Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?

Lick 48, 2008

2008-03-19T09:59:00.000-07:00

Does the "billion served" on fast food restaurants remind you of a Twilight Zone episode?
Does the "billion served" on fast food restaurants remind you of the pie shop in Sweeney Todd?
Does fundamentalist preacher and anti-evolutionist Ted Haggard have a weekly conference call with George W. Bush?

Lick 47, 2008

2008-03-14T10:59:00.000-07:00

Does pulling the blanket over head make the Sun go away?
Is Laura Bush dumber than Nancy Reagan?
Is Laura Bush the dumbest 1st Lady in history?
Does record snow falls in Canada prove Santa is still alive?
Does record snow falls in Canada prove Canadians are full of hate?

Lick 46, 2008

2008-03-06T22:59:00.000-08:00

If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?

Lick 45, 2008

2008-03-04T10:08:00.000-08:00

Will you learn faster if I spank your ass harder?
If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?

Lick 44, 2008

2008-03-03T11:57:00.000-08:00

Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
Have you experienced the anal rectification?
If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
Does pre-anal make anal better?
If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?

Lick 43, 2008

2008-02-24T08:04:00.000-08:00

Should we have the right to own and drive tanks?
Should we have the right to own and put armored plating on our cars?
Should we have the right to bullet proof glass on our cars and homes?
Do men even look at Hillary Clinton as a woman?
Will Hillary Clinton stop claiming sexism once Obama makes her Vice President?
Should parents be allowed to torture their children?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's supporting the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's withholding information about the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture the neighbors' kids if I believe they have information that can lead me to the kids who left the flaming bag of shit at my door?
Is stupidity the cause of evil?

Lick 42, 2008

2008-02-22T12:30:00.000-08:00

Does anybody actually know what?
Can a tongue licking a tongue be licked by the tongue it's licking?

Lick 41, 2008

2008-02-18T10:40:00.000-08:00

Does farting during anal intensify the orgasm?
Is Microsoft more trustworthy than Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.?
Should students be required to carry guns in their backpacks?
Should teachers be required to wear a holster and gun to classes?
Can a penis fit inside another penis?
Are there better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help the country than war?
Could a smart President think of better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help their country instead of war?

Lick 40, 2008

2008-02-15T20:09:00.000-08:00

Is reality controlled?
Are children able to recognize their errors more easily?
Are children able to correct their errors more easily?

Valentine Lick, 2008

2008-02-14T08:43:00.000-08:00

Can you have sex with whoever you want on Valentines Day?
Is the heart the universal symbol for anal?
Is the heart shape like an ass for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of life was contained in the ass?
Is every woman you give chocolate to on Valentine's Day required to have sex with you?
Is the heart shape the universal symbol for breasts?
Is the heart shape like breasts for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of love was contained in the ass?
Should taking your sweetheart to a public restroom be allowed on Valentines Day?

Lick 38, 2008

2008-02-12T08:07:00.000-08:00

Does the body totally pwn the mind?
Does a brain dead body on life support believe in mind over body?

Lick 37, 2008

2008-02-11T08:53:00.000-08:00

Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
Do Republicans spend and run?

Lick 36, 2008

2008-02-10T07:57:00.000-08:00

Does anyone actually listen to country music during sex?
Is Mrs. McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
Will a wet pussy get stuck to a frozen dildo?
Do people who listen to country music during sex develop an attraction to cows?
Can you forgive someone for running over your mom because they were praying at the time?
Will Ann Coulter support John McCain because his wife is a genetically superior blond like herself?

Lick 35, 2008

2008-02-09T12:02:00.000-08:00

Does the Sun still shine when it's not out?

Lick 34, 2008

2008-02-08T09:50:00.000-08:00

Can a feeling that you're feeling feel like feeling a different feeling?
Can a feeling you're feeling feel like not feeling feelings?
Is trickle down economics another way of saying that poor people will benefit more from what rich people buy than what poor people buy?
Does feeling new feeling feel better than feeling old feelings?

Post Super Lick Blues 2008

2008-02-06T09:13:00.000-08:00

Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?

Super Lickday 2008

2008-02-05T10:57:00.000-08:00

Is an independent who's not registered as an independent more independent than a registered independent?
Can you vote by not voting?
Is there an anal caucus?
Is there an impeachment caucus?

Lick 31, 2008

2008-02-04T09:05:00.000-08:00

Is it possible to be rawr'd and pwnd at the same time?
Should everybody who reads about women's rights be sentenced to death?
Is it fun to bitchslap a dog?
Can there be both war crimes and collateral damage simultaneously?
Can war crimes cause collateral damage?

Super Lick 30, 2008

2008-02-03T09:32:00.000-08:00

Are no trespassing signs redundant and useless because trespassing is already illegal?
Do you get better sex at Super Tuesday parties than Super Bowl parties?
Is it legal to wear a t-shirt that says "IMPEACH THE STUPIDFUCK ALREADY"?
Does 3 hours of morning sex help you relax a lot more than church on Sunday?
Should men stop licking women who haven't had the HPV vaccine?
Will George W. Bush's legacy as President improve the sooner he's impeached?

Lick 29, 2008

2008-02-02T17:58:00.000-08:00

Should suckmycockallnightlong.com be a Web site on the Internets?
Is it more profitable to sell drugs to stop a runny nose than a drug that stops colds permanently?
Is Ronald Reagan the greatest acting president ever?
Is algorian a word?
Should there be a Web site called foxisgay.com?
Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdubya.com?
Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdick.com?
Does it make you orgasmic when you make someone else orgasmic?
If people don't assume the best about people, should we torture them until they do?

Licky 28, 2008

2008-01-31T10:30:00.000-08:00

Is global warming endangering coffee?
Will corporations beg for environmental protection when they learn coffee is in danger?

Lick 27, 2008

2008-01-30T08:34:00.000-08:00

When the kings became queens, did anything really change?
Is the Drudge Report the biggest collection of whiners and cry babies on the Web?
Does the Drudge Report hate Americans?
Is the Drudge Report a Republican shill?
Can lame-duck Presidents still give State of the Union speeches?
Can lame-duck Presidents appear to get respect at State of the Union speeches?
Do flies hibernate?
Should Blackwater protesters be tortured until they give up the names of their activist supporters?
Should Blackwater protesters be sent to Iraq as volunteer janitors for Halliburton and the troops?
Should Blackwater protesters be be deported to Iran?
Should Blackwater protesters be imprisoned at Abu Ghraib?

Lick 26, 2008

2008-01-27T14:03:00.000-08:00

Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?

Lick 25, 2008

2008-01-26T01:33:00.000-08:00

Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?

Lick 24, 2008

2008-01-25T16:11:00.000-08:00

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?

Lick 23, 2008

2008-01-24T07:39:00.000-08:00

Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?

Lick 22, 2008

2008-01-23T01:11:00.000-08:00

If it computes, is it a computer?
Do ants hibernate?
Should we require all existing political parties to dissolve?
Should we require all political parties to dissolve every 24 years (every 6 elections)?
Does an itch require more than 1 scratch?
How many scratches does an itch need to be scratched?
Do bacteria have anuses?
Should there be a limit on how long a political party can exist?
Are there terrorist shill cells?
Will we be sorry if we don't attack the terrorist shill cells over there so they don't shill over here?
Is a time honored cultural tradition acceptable if it originated to subjugate and force the other to obey?

Licky 21, 2008

2008-01-22T06:32:00.000-08:00

If one concentrates upon concentration, is one concentrating upon what one wishes to concentrate upon?
Do orgasms cause orgasms?
Do food critics swallow?
Should anti-abortionists be allowed to have doctors abort viruses in them? After all, viruses, with enough time and the proper care, may become intelligent life forms.
Does rage age?
Is rage liberating?
Can IMDB reviews be trusted?
Can IMDB ratings be manipulated?
If paid, does IMDB give movies higher rankings?
If poop is not pooped long enough, does it convert into pee?
Will President Bush-Cheney torture Canada's Foreign Affiars Dept. if they don't remove USA from a list of countries that torture?
Is a name a name if the name is not named?

Lick 20, 2008

2008-01-21T09:40:00.000-08:00

Would you try to talk a doctor out of providing an abortion?
Are secrets hard to keep secret?

Lick 19, 2008

2008-01-20T14:04:00.000-08:00

If you're concentrating on your concentration, are you concentrating on what you want to concentrate on?
Will people who keep claiming it's not worth the time to impeach Bush & Cheney look like complete idiots a year from now?
Is breathing your own fart healthier than breathing someone else's fart?
Is a candy bar more nutritious than a can of pop?
Are "priests for life" actually pedophiles for more children?
Are medical students with a conscience choosing to be abortion doctors?

LicK 18, 2008

2008-01-19T11:31:00.000-08:00

Does the smokers' need to find an excuse to socialize and talk to unknown people cause you breath their wretched second hand stench?
Does the Internets' tubes perform better on cold days than hot days?
Is being a hairy cunt better than being a shaved pussy?
Do men like it when women put the condom on the condom wearing device?
Does driving a big truck make up for the inability to provide an orgasm?
Do country bumpkins and Southern men get hard watching the rape scene in Deliverance?

LiCK 17, 2008

2008-01-18T08:42:00.000-08:00

Do lesbians grow a penis?
Do gay men grow a vagina?
Shouldn't the legal age for having a baby be the same as voting?
Do toe suckers get athletes mouth?
Are $100 bills longer than $1 bills?
Does Irreversible have the best film rape scene ever?
Does Leaving Las Vegas have the best film rape scene ever?
Is Uncle Tom's Cabin a pro-macaca book?
Is Uncle Tom's Cabin actually a book?
Is juice without pulp a better lubricant than juice with pulp?
Is philosophy at its best when it provides something real instead of imaginary?
Is Kimya Dawson the next Ani Difranco?
Do we really need nose hair?
Can the imaginary be imaginary without something real to imagine it?
Is it the nature of the sucker not to realize they are the sucker?

LIck 16, 2008

2008-01-17T08:21:00.000-08:00

Vibrating rub or penetration?
Is a hand a masturbatory requirement?
Would a terrorist torture our troops using horrible hospital care?
Does 336 yeas of anti-discrimination laws for African Americans cover the time of slavery, voting discouragement, and bus-riding discrimination?
Should people with boobs be allowed to communicate in public?

Lick 15, 2008

2008-01-16T09:58:00.001-08:00

Is $40 million a fair & balanced payoff for bankrupting a bank with sub-prime loans?
Is it possible to be masturbated?
Is it possible to masturbate someone else?

Lick 14, 2008

2008-01-15T07:46:00.000-08:00

Does the meaning of meaning have meaning?
Does a cigarette package make a good bomb container?
Does a plastic pop bottle make a good bomb container?
Have you ever drempt you were deep inside someone's anal passage?
Can't we bomb other countries into peaceful democracies?
Does the BBC hate America?
How fast can a beat beat before a beat is not a beat?
Are there any computers maintain and power themselves?
Have you experienced bumpkin bestiality (country or otherwise)?
Does a penis expand a vagina more than a vagina expands a penis?
Is the grand plan for Facebook to create a face recognition database for the FBI ordered by a still not impeached President?
Is there some reason dogs can't be trained not to pee on every gawdy nam tree and corner?

Lick 13, 2008

2008-01-14T20:07:00.000-08:00

Why doesn't the BBC believe in Afghani Americanization?
Why did the BBC send Rupert Murdoch to Australia?
Is half the UK writers doing opium bongs?
Does anyone in the UK not drink tea?
Are Thatchers royally inherited and the BBC isn't royalty?
Should children be aware of the differences between men and women?
Should we be free to remember?
Should Americans be free to remember American history?
If a country bumpkin knows what a country bumpkin is, should a bumpkin be allowed to be a bumpkin?
If a bumpkin is a bumpkin, does the bumpkin know it's a bumpkin?

Lick 12, 2008

2008-01-13T12:47:00.000-08:00

The number of licks may not correspond to days.

If I'm touching someone who is touching someone who is touching me, am I touching myself?
Are women who wear padded lift bras no different then men who wear socks?
Is not taxing churches who then turn around and use the funds to build private religious schools a form of public welfare?
Would a country bumpkin be smart enough to be offended at being called a country bumpkin?

Lick 11, 2008

2008-01-11T04:14:00.000-08:00

What does "Treated as SECRET/SCI" mean?
Can lesbians live peacefully together?
Can lesbians be trusted with daughters?
Is Rush Limbaugh actually a Democrat making fun of Republicans?
Has Rush Limbaugh ever exhibited the use of satire?
Has Rush Limbaugh ever exhibited the use of dry wit?
Have you ever touched someone who is touching someone who is touching you?
Does Dick Cheney destroy visitor logs?
Why doesn't Vice President Cheney classify and restrict access to visitor logs instead of having the secret service destroy them?
If a President or Vice President destroys visitor logs, can he/she be impeached for it?

Lick 10, 2008

2008-01-10T21:02:00.000-08:00

Is greatestness a word?
Is Vice President Cheney's branch of government more powerful than the Executive Branch (President Bush's branch)?

Lick 9, 2008

2008-01-09T11:16:00.001-08:00

Are the people who control the EPA and what's on its Web site appointed by whoever the current President happens to be?
Is George W. Bush the President with the greatest amount of greatestness?
Is Ronald Reagan the President with the greatest amount of greatestness?
Is Herbert Hoover the President with the greatest amount of greatestness?
Is Richard Nixon the President with the greatest amount of greatestness?
Is Ulysses Grant the President with the greatest amount of greatestness?
Did Joseph McCarthy deserve to have executive privilege?
Did J. Edgar Hoover deserve to have executive privilege?
Is an inch of snow equivalent to an inch of rain?
Is an inch of ice equivalent to an inch of rain?
Does Iran have Weapons of Mass Provocation?
Did Vice President Cheney order the Navy ships to use experimental navigation in Iranian waters?

Lick 8, 2008

2008-01-08T19:27:00.000-08:00

It's the 8th day of 2008, Jesus must be coming back today, right?
Will declassified information show Iraq War hoaxes and fake attacks too?
Should President Bush-Cheney be allowed to destroy their emails too?
Should we give President Bush-Cheney the power to destroy all American history they find inconvenient?

Day 6, 2008

2008-01-06T10:00:00.000-08:00

Is a retard who knows he/she is retarded smarter than a dumb President who doesn't know he/she is dumb?
Do true Americans have their destinies written for them?
Are Americans upset over the torture tape destruction because they can't watch them on YouTube?
Is the ''liberal media'' inventing the destruction of torture tapes?
Should all Presidents and Vice Presidents be required to have evaded the draft?
Should all Presidents be required to have drug addiction problems?

Day 4, 2008

2008-01-03T23:55:00.001-08:00

How much extra oil and gas have been used as a result of Bush's play time in Iraq?
Has the Iraq war been the biggest source of ozone layer pollution that last few years?
Have oil prices quadrupled (4x) since 2003 (the year Bush-Cheney lied America into the Iraq war)?
Are true Americans the ones who work to change the country for the better?
Are true Americans the ones who follow the orders of those in power and get out if they don't like it?
Will a Republican ever be an it-getter?
Should we be concerned about Bush-Cheney drafting your savings?

Day 3, 2008

2008-01-03T07:47:00.000-08:00

Does one anal in order to achieve a deeper anal?
Is the purpose of anal to find a deeper anal?
Have you ever had a cat in your hat?
Are wars liberating parties?
Do the worst Presidents use recess appointments the most?
Is oil going over $100 another example of how great a President Bush is?
Has any other President had oil go over $100?

Day 2 2008

2008-01-02T09:50:00.000-08:00

Did you know that if you're retarded and you kill yourself, you're no longer retarded?
Can a retard cure his/her mental retardation via suicide?
Can dumb people cure their dumbness via suicide?
Are people who don't vote dumber than retards?
If humor doesn't require intelligence, why aren't there any retarded comedians?
When you're touching yourself, are you touching yourself?

New Years Questions

2008-01-01T22:26:00.000-08:00

Does snot make a good anal lubricant?
Is there any holiday that the entire world has off/celebrates?
Are blo jawbs supposed to hurt?
Should I be concerned about the saliva digesting it smaller during blo jawbs?
Did you explore new holes on New Years?
Is your inner anal lesbian ready to come out?
Do your New Years resolutions include exploring new holes?
Did you have sex with new partners on New Years?

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