Day 2 2008

• Did you know that if you're retarded and you kill yourself, you're no longer retarded?
• Can a retard cure his/her mental retardation via suicide?
• Can dumb people cure their dumbness via suicide?
• Are people who don't vote dumber than retards?
• If humor doesn't require intelligence, why aren't there any retarded comedians?
• When you're touching yourself, are you touching yourself?