Lick 37, 2008

• Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
• Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
• Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
• Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
• Do Republicans spend and run?
  

Lick 24, 2008

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?