Showing posts with label pregnancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnancy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Lick 46, 2008

  • If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
  • If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
  • If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
  • Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
  • Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
  • Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?

Monday, March 3, 2008

Lick 44, 2008

  • Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
  • Have you experienced the anal rectification?
  • If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
  • If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
  • Does pre-anal make anal better?
  • If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?

Monday, January 21, 2008

Lick 20, 2008