Lick 42, 2008

Does anybody actually know what?
Can a tongue licking a tongue be licked by the tongue it's licking?

Lick 41, 2008

Does farting during anal intensify the orgasm?
Is Microsoft more trustworthy than Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.?
Should students be required to carry guns in their backpacks?
Should teachers be required to wear a holster and gun to classes?
Can a penis fit inside another penis?
Are there better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help the country than war?
Could a smart President think of better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help their country instead of war?

Lick 36, 2008

• Does anyone actually listen to country music during sex?
• Is Mrs. McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
• Will a wet pussy get stuck to a frozen dildo?
• Do people who listen to country music during sex develop an attraction to cows?
• Can you forgive someone for running over your mom because they were praying at the time?
• Will Ann Coulter support John McCain because his wife is a genetically superior blond like herself?
  

Post Super Lick Blues 2008

• Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
• Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
• Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
• Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
• Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
• Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?