Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentine Lick, 2008

Can you have sex with whoever you want on Valentines Day?
Is the heart the universal symbol for anal?
Is the heart shape like an ass for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of life was contained in the ass?
Is every woman you give chocolate to on Valentine's Day required to have sex with you?
Is the heart shape the universal symbol for breasts?
Is the heart shape like breasts for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of love was contained in the ass?
Should taking your sweetheart to a public restroom be allowed on Valentines Day?

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