Lick 48, 2008

• Does the "billion served" on fast food restaurants remind you of a Twilight Zone episode?
• Does the "billion served" on fast food restaurants remind you of the pie shop in Sweeney Todd?
• Does fundamentalist preacher and anti-evolutionist Ted Haggard have a weekly conference call with George W. Bush?
  

Lick 47, 2008

• Does pulling the blanket over head make the Sun go away?
• Is Laura Bush dumber than Nancy Reagan?
• Is Laura Bush the dumbest 1st Lady in history?
• Does record snow falls in Canada prove Santa is still alive?
• Does record snow falls in Canada prove Canadians are full of hate?
  

Lick 46, 2008

• If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
• If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
  
• If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
• Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
• Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
• Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?
  

Lick 45, 2008

• Will you learn faster if I spank your ass harder?
• If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?

Lick 44, 2008

• Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
• Have you experienced the anal rectification?
• If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
• If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
• Does pre-anal make anal better?
• If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?