Lick 44, 2008

• Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
• Have you experienced the anal rectification?
• If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
• If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
• Does pre-anal make anal better?
• If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?
  

Valentine Lick, 2008

Can you have sex with whoever you want on Valentines Day?
Is the heart the universal symbol for anal?
Is the heart shape like an ass for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of life was contained in the ass?
Is every woman you give chocolate to on Valentine's Day required to have sex with you?
Is the heart shape the universal symbol for breasts?
Is the heart shape like breasts for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of love was contained in the ass?
Should taking your sweetheart to a public restroom be allowed on Valentines Day?