- Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
- It's not torture if the President says so?
- Can a President declare torture legal?
- Can a President declare BJs legal?
- Can a President declare adultery legal?
- Can a President declare perjury legal?
- Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
- If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
- If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
- If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
- Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
- Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
- If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
- If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
- If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
- Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
- Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
- Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
- Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
- Have you experienced the anal rectification?
- If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
- If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
- Does pre-anal make anal better?
- If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Should we have the right to own and drive tanks?
Should we have the right to own and put armored plating on our cars?
Should we have the right to bullet proof glass on our cars and homes?
Do men even look at Hillary Clinton as a woman?
Will Hillary Clinton stop claiming sexism once Obama makes her Vice President?
Should parents be allowed to torture their children?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's supporting the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's withholding information about the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture the neighbors' kids if I believe they have information that can lead me to the kids who left the flaming bag of shit at my door?
Is stupidity the cause of evil?
Friday, February 22, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Does farting during anal intensify the orgasm?
Is Microsoft more trustworthy than Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.?
Should students be required to carry guns in their backpacks?
Should teachers be required to wear a holster and gun to classes?
Can a penis fit inside another penis?
Are there better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help the country than war?
Could a smart President think of better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help their country instead of war?
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Can you have sex with whoever you want on Valentines Day?
Is the heart the universal symbol for anal?
Is the heart shape like an ass for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of life was contained in the ass?
Is every woman you give chocolate to on Valentine's Day required to have sex with you?
Is the heart shape the universal symbol for breasts?
Is the heart shape like breasts for a reason?
Does the shape of the heart mean the ancients believed the source of love was contained in the ass?
Should taking your sweetheart to a public restroom be allowed on Valentines Day?
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
- Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
- Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
- Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
- Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
- Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
- Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
- Do Republicans spend and run?
Sunday, February 10, 2008
- Does anyone actually listen to country music during sex?
- Is Mrs. McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
- Will a wet pussy get stuck to a frozen dildo?
- Do people who listen to country music during sex develop an attraction to cows?
- Can you forgive someone for running over your mom because they were praying at the time?
- Will Ann Coulter support John McCain because his wife is a genetically superior blond like herself?
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
- Can a feeling that you're feeling feel like feeling a different feeling?
- Can a feeling you're feeling feel like not feeling feelings?
- Is trickle down economics another way of saying that poor people will benefit more from what rich people buy than what poor people buy?
- Does feeling new feeling feel better than feeling old feelings?
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
- Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
- Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
- Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
- Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
- Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
- Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
- Is an independent who's not registered as an independent more independent than a registered independent?
- Can you vote by not voting?
- Is there an anal caucus?
- Is there an impeachment caucus?
Monday, February 4, 2008
- Is it possible to be rawr'd and pwnd at the same time?
- Should everybody who reads about women's rights be sentenced to death?
- Is it fun to bitchslap a dog?
- Can there be both war crimes and collateral damage simultaneously?
- Can war crimes cause collateral damage?
Sunday, February 3, 2008
- Are no trespassing signs redundant and useless because trespassing is already illegal?
- Do you get better sex at Super Tuesday parties than Super Bowl parties?
- Is it legal to wear a t-shirt that says "IMPEACH THE STUPIDFUCK ALREADY"?
- Does 3 hours of morning sex help you relax a lot more than church on Sunday?
- Should men stop licking women who haven't had the HPV vaccine?
- Will George W. Bush's legacy as President improve the sooner he's impeached?
Saturday, February 2, 2008
- Should suckmycockallnightlong.com be a Web site on the Internets?
- Is it more profitable to sell drugs to stop a runny nose than a drug that stops colds permanently?
- Is Ronald Reagan the greatest acting president ever?
- Is algorian a word?
- Should there be a Web site called foxisgay.com?
- Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdubya.com?
- Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdick.com?
- Does it make you orgasmic when you make someone else orgasmic?
- If people don't assume the best about people, should we torture them until they do?
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
When the kings became queens, did anything really change?
Is the Drudge Report the biggest collection of whiners and cry babies on the Web?
Does the Drudge Report hate Americans?
Is the Drudge Report a Republican shill?
Can lame-duck Presidents still give State of the Union speeches?
Can lame-duck Presidents appear to get respect at State of the Union speeches?
Do flies hibernate?
Should Blackwater protesters be tortured until they give up the names of their activist supporters?
Should Blackwater protesters be sent to Iraq as volunteer janitors for Halliburton and the troops?
Should Blackwater protesters be be deported to Iran?
Should Blackwater protesters be imprisoned at Abu Ghraib?
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?
Friday, January 25, 2008
Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?