Thursday, January 31, 2008

Licky 28, 2008

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Lick 27, 2008

When the kings became queens, did anything really change?
Is the Drudge Report the biggest collection of whiners and cry babies on the Web?
Does the Drudge Report hate Americans?
Is the Drudge Report a Republican shill?
Can lame-duck Presidents still give State of the Union speeches?
Can lame-duck Presidents appear to get respect at State of the Union speeches?
Do flies hibernate?
Should Blackwater protesters be tortured until they give up the names of their activist supporters?
Should Blackwater protesters be sent to Iraq as volunteer janitors for Halliburton and the troops?
Should Blackwater protesters be be deported to Iran?
Should Blackwater protesters be imprisoned at Abu Ghraib?

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Lick 26, 2008

Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Lick 25, 2008

Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?

Friday, January 25, 2008

Lick 24, 2008

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Lick 23, 2008

Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Lick 22, 2008

If it computes, is it a computer?
Do ants hibernate?
Should we require all existing political parties to dissolve?
Should we require all political parties to dissolve every 24 years (every 6 elections)?
Does an itch require more than 1 scratch?
How many scratches does an itch need to be scratched?
Do bacteria have anuses?
Should there be a limit on how long a political party can exist?
Are there terrorist shill cells?
Will we be sorry if we don't attack the terrorist shill cells over there so they don't shill over here?
Is a time honored cultural tradition acceptable if it originated to subjugate and force the other to obey?