Lick 46, 2008

• If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
• If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
  
• If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
• Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
• Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
• Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?
  

Lick 44, 2008

• Does the fact that no casinos have been blown up by gamblers angry at losing money mean gamblers are more sane and reasonable than the average Christian?
• Have you experienced the anal rectification?
• If I spank your ass harder, will you empathize harder?
• If you divide the number of tards by the number of tards, do you have a tard remainder?
• Does pre-anal make anal better?
• If a pre-born baby is already a baby, wouldn't mothers and doctors opt to give birth earlier before to avoid c-sections?
  

Lick 26, 2008

Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?

Lick 20, 2008

• Would you try to talk a doctor out of providing an abortion?
• Are secrets hard to keep secret?