Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Licky 21, 2008

  • If one concentrates upon concentration, is one concentrating upon what one wishes to concentrate upon?
  • Do orgasms cause orgasms?
  • Do food critics swallow?
  • Should anti-abortionists be allowed to have doctors abort viruses in them? After all, viruses, with enough time and the proper care, may become intelligent life forms.
  • Does rage age?
  • Is rage liberating?
  • Can IMDB reviews be trusted?
  • Can IMDB ratings be manipulated?
  • If paid, does IMDB give movies higher rankings?
  • If poop is not pooped long enough, does it convert into pee?
  • Will President Bush-Cheney torture Canada's Foreign Affiars Dept. if they don't remove USA from a list of countries that torture?
  • Is a name a name if the name is not named?

Monday, January 21, 2008

Lick 20, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Lick 19, 2008

  • If you're concentrating on your concentration, are you concentrating on what you want to concentrate on?
  • Will people who keep claiming it's not worth the time to impeach Bush & Cheney look like complete idiots a year from now?
  • Is breathing your own fart healthier than breathing someone else's fart?
  • Is a candy bar more nutritious than a can of pop?
  • Are "priests for life" actually pedophiles for more children?
  • Are medical students with a conscience choosing to be abortion doctors?

Saturday, January 19, 2008

LicK 18, 2008

  • Does the smokers' need to find an excuse to socialize and talk to unknown people cause you breath their wretched second hand stench?
  • Does the Internets' tubes perform better on cold days than hot days?
  • Is being a hairy cunt better than being a shaved pussy?
  • Do men like it when women put the condom on the condom wearing device?
  • Does driving a big truck make up for the inability to provide an orgasm?
  • Do country bumpkins and Southern men get hard watching the rape scene in Deliverance?

Friday, January 18, 2008

LiCK 17, 2008

  • Do lesbians grow a penis?
  • Do gay men grow a vagina?
  • Shouldn't the legal age for having a baby be the same as voting?
  • Do toe suckers get athletes mouth?
  • Are $100 bills longer than $1 bills?
  • Does Irreversible have the best film rape scene ever?
  • Does Leaving Las Vegas have the best film rape scene ever?
  • Is Uncle Tom's Cabin a pro-macaca book?
  • Is Uncle Tom's Cabin actually a book?
  • Is juice without pulp a better lubricant than juice with pulp?
  • Is philosophy at its best when it provides something real instead of imaginary?
  • Is Kimya Dawson the next Ani Difranco?
  • Do we really need nose hair?
  • Can the imaginary be imaginary without something real to imagine it?
  • Is it the nature of the sucker not to realize they are the sucker?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

LIck 16, 2008

  • Vibrating rub or penetration?
  • Is a hand a masturbatory requirement?
  • Would a terrorist torture our troops using horrible hospital care?
  • Does 336 yeas of anti-discrimination laws for African Americans cover the time of slavery, voting discouragement, and bus-riding discrimination?
  • Should people with boobs be allowed to communicate in public?

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Lick 15, 2008

  • Is $40 million a fair & balanced payoff for bankrupting a bank with sub-prime loans?
  • Is it possible to be masturbated?
  • Is it possible to masturbate someone else?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Lick 14, 2008

  • Does the meaning of meaning have meaning?
  • Does a cigarette package make a good bomb container?
  • Does a plastic pop bottle make a good bomb container?
  • Have you ever drempt you were deep inside someone's anal passage?
  • Can't we bomb other countries into peaceful democracies?
  • Does the BBC hate America?
  • How fast can a beat beat before a beat is not a beat?
  • Are there any computers maintain and power themselves?
  • Have you experienced bumpkin bestiality (country or otherwise)?
  • Does a penis expand a vagina more than a vagina expands a penis?
  • Is the grand plan for Facebook to create a face recognition database for the FBI ordered by a still not impeached President?
  • Is there some reason dogs can't be trained not to pee on every gawdy nam tree and corner?