Lick 46, 2008

• If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
• If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
  
• If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
• Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
• Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
• Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?
  

Lick 43, 2008

Should we have the right to own and drive tanks?
Should we have the right to own and put armored plating on our cars?
Should we have the right to bullet proof glass on our cars and homes?
Do men even look at Hillary Clinton as a woman?
Will Hillary Clinton stop claiming sexism once Obama makes her Vice President?
Should parents be allowed to torture their children?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's supporting the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's withholding information about the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture the neighbors' kids if I believe they have information that can lead me to the kids who left the flaming bag of shit at my door?
Is stupidity the cause of evil?

Lick 40, 2008

Is reality controlled?
Are children able to recognize their errors more easily?
Are children able to correct their errors more easily?

Lick 31, 2008

• Is it possible to be rawr'd and pwnd at the same time?
• Should everybody who reads about women's rights be sentenced to death?
• Is it fun to bitchslap a dog?
• Can there be both war crimes and collateral damage simultaneously?
• Can war crimes cause collateral damage?
  

Lick 25, 2008

Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?