Lick 46, 2008

• If you do not fear the shadow of death, will you fear it if the shadow is your own?
• If you fear not the shadow of death, do you fear your own shadow?
  
• If the legal age to drive a car is 16, is it unreasonable to wait 2 more years in order to have the right to drive a baby?
• Is the shadow of death scarier when you cast it?
• Do the Taliban get hotter virgins than Al Qaida?
• Are the Christian angels hotter than the Muslim virgins?
  

Lick 36, 2008

• Does anyone actually listen to country music during sex?
• Is Mrs. McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
• Will a wet pussy get stuck to a frozen dildo?
• Do people who listen to country music during sex develop an attraction to cows?
• Can you forgive someone for running over your mom because they were praying at the time?
• Will Ann Coulter support John McCain because his wife is a genetically superior blond like herself?
  

Lick 24, 2008

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?