Lick 43, 2008

Should we have the right to own and drive tanks?
Should we have the right to own and put armored plating on our cars?
Should we have the right to bullet proof glass on our cars and homes?
Do men even look at Hillary Clinton as a woman?
Will Hillary Clinton stop claiming sexism once Obama makes her Vice President?
Should parents be allowed to torture their children?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's supporting the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture my neighbor if I believe he's withholding information about the dog that shit on my lawn?
Can I torture the neighbors' kids if I believe they have information that can lead me to the kids who left the flaming bag of shit at my door?
Is stupidity the cause of evil?

Lick 31, 2008

• Is it possible to be rawr'd and pwnd at the same time?
• Should everybody who reads about women's rights be sentenced to death?
• Is it fun to bitchslap a dog?
• Can there be both war crimes and collateral damage simultaneously?
• Can war crimes cause collateral damage?
  

Lick 25, 2008

Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?

Lick 22, 2008

If it computes, is it a computer?
Do ants hibernate?
Should we require all existing political parties to dissolve?
Should we require all political parties to dissolve every 24 years (every 6 elections)?
Does an itch require more than 1 scratch?
How many scratches does an itch need to be scratched?
Do bacteria have anuses?
Should there be a limit on how long a political party can exist?
Are there terrorist shill cells?
Will we be sorry if we don't attack the terrorist shill cells over there so they don't shill over here?
Is a time honored cultural tradition acceptable if it originated to subjugate and force the other to obey?