Lick 49, 2008

• Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
• It's not torture if the President says so?
• Can a President declare torture legal?
• Can a President declare BJs legal?
• Can a President declare adultery legal?
• Can a President declare perjury legal?
• Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
• If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
• Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
  
• Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
  

Post Super Lick Blues 2008

• Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
• Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
• Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
• Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
• Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
• Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?
  

Super Lick 30, 2008

• Are no trespassing signs redundant and useless because trespassing is already illegal?
• Do you get better sex at Super Tuesday parties than Super Bowl parties?
• Is it legal to wear a t-shirt that says "IMPEACH THE STUPIDFUCK ALREADY"?
• Does 3 hours of morning sex help you relax a lot more than church on Sunday?
• Should men stop licking women who haven't had the HPV vaccine?
• Will George W. Bush's legacy as President improve the sooner he's impeached?
  

Lick 27, 2008

When the kings became queens, did anything really change?
Is the Drudge Report the biggest collection of whiners and cry babies on the Web?
Does the Drudge Report hate Americans?
Is the Drudge Report a Republican shill?
Can lame-duck Presidents still give State of the Union speeches?
Can lame-duck Presidents appear to get respect at State of the Union speeches?
Do flies hibernate?
Should Blackwater protesters be tortured until they give up the names of their activist supporters?
Should Blackwater protesters be sent to Iraq as volunteer janitors for Halliburton and the troops?
Should Blackwater protesters be be deported to Iran?
Should Blackwater protesters be imprisoned at Abu Ghraib?

Lick 26, 2008

Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?

Lick 22, 2008

If it computes, is it a computer?
Do ants hibernate?
Should we require all existing political parties to dissolve?
Should we require all political parties to dissolve every 24 years (every 6 elections)?
Does an itch require more than 1 scratch?
How many scratches does an itch need to be scratched?
Do bacteria have anuses?
Should there be a limit on how long a political party can exist?
Are there terrorist shill cells?
Will we be sorry if we don't attack the terrorist shill cells over there so they don't shill over here?
Is a time honored cultural tradition acceptable if it originated to subjugate and force the other to obey?