Lick 49, 2008

• Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
• It's not torture if the President says so?
• Can a President declare torture legal?
• Can a President declare BJs legal?
• Can a President declare adultery legal?
• Can a President declare perjury legal?
• Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
• If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
• Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
  
• Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
  

Lick 41, 2008

Does farting during anal intensify the orgasm?
Is Microsoft more trustworthy than Rupert Murdoch's News Corp.?
Should students be required to carry guns in their backpacks?
Should teachers be required to wear a holster and gun to classes?
Can a penis fit inside another penis?
Are there better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help the country than war?
Could a smart President think of better ways to take advantage of the troops passion to help their country instead of war?

Lick 37, 2008

• Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
• Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
• Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
• Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
• Do Republicans spend and run?
  

Lick 36, 2008

• Does anyone actually listen to country music during sex?
• Is Mrs. McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
• Will a wet pussy get stuck to a frozen dildo?
• Do people who listen to country music during sex develop an attraction to cows?
• Can you forgive someone for running over your mom because they were praying at the time?
• Will Ann Coulter support John McCain because his wife is a genetically superior blond like herself?
  

Super Lickday 2008

• Is an independent who's not registered as an independent more independent than a registered independent?
• Can you vote by not voting?
• Is there an anal caucus?
• Is there an impeachment caucus?
  

Lick 29, 2008

• Should suckmycockallnightlong.com be a Web site on the Internets?
• Is it more profitable to sell drugs to stop a runny nose than a drug that stops colds permanently?
• Is Ronald Reagan the greatest acting president ever?
• Is algorian a word?
• Should there be a Web site called foxisgay.com?
• Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdubya.com?
• Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdick.com?
• Does it make you orgasmic when you make someone else orgasmic?
• If people don't assume the best about people, should we torture them until they do?
  

Lick 27, 2008

When the kings became queens, did anything really change?
Is the Drudge Report the biggest collection of whiners and cry babies on the Web?
Does the Drudge Report hate Americans?
Is the Drudge Report a Republican shill?
Can lame-duck Presidents still give State of the Union speeches?
Can lame-duck Presidents appear to get respect at State of the Union speeches?
Do flies hibernate?
Should Blackwater protesters be tortured until they give up the names of their activist supporters?
Should Blackwater protesters be sent to Iraq as volunteer janitors for Halliburton and the troops?
Should Blackwater protesters be be deported to Iran?
Should Blackwater protesters be imprisoned at Abu Ghraib?

Lick 25, 2008

Do female monkeys masturbate?
Is a cat's tongue too rough to enjoy its licking?
Do we liberate Iraq by keeping the troops their forever?
Would we be liberated if another country kept troops in the US forever?
Do grasshoppers like anal?
Is having a Priest as President a violation of church-state separation?
Can someone with intense religious views be trusted to uphold church-state separation?
Should all organizations that refer to other humans as ''curses'' lose tax exempt status?
Is there a sucker born every Web click?
Is there a sucker born every Google click?
Is there a sucker born every auction site click?

Lick 24, 2008

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?

Lick 22, 2008

If it computes, is it a computer?
Do ants hibernate?
Should we require all existing political parties to dissolve?
Should we require all political parties to dissolve every 24 years (every 6 elections)?
Does an itch require more than 1 scratch?
How many scratches does an itch need to be scratched?
Do bacteria have anuses?
Should there be a limit on how long a political party can exist?
Are there terrorist shill cells?
Will we be sorry if we don't attack the terrorist shill cells over there so they don't shill over here?
Is a time honored cultural tradition acceptable if it originated to subjugate and force the other to obey?