Lick 49, 2008

• Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
• It's not torture if the President says so?
• Can a President declare torture legal?
• Can a President declare BJs legal?
• Can a President declare adultery legal?
• Can a President declare perjury legal?
• Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
• If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
• Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
  
• Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
  

Lick 37, 2008

• Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
• Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
• Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
• Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
• Do Republicans spend and run?
  

Post Super Lick Blues 2008

• Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
• Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
• Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
• Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
• Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
• Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?
  

Lick 29, 2008

• Should suckmycockallnightlong.com be a Web site on the Internets?
• Is it more profitable to sell drugs to stop a runny nose than a drug that stops colds permanently?
• Is Ronald Reagan the greatest acting president ever?
• Is algorian a word?
• Should there be a Web site called foxisgay.com?
• Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdubya.com?
• Should there be a Web site called foxsucksdick.com?
• Does it make you orgasmic when you make someone else orgasmic?
• If people don't assume the best about people, should we torture them until they do?
  

Lick 26, 2008

Are there more songs about North American Scum now than before Bush became President?
Do the number of negative songs about the USA surge when a Republican is President?
Do women who get an abortion have to change diapers?
Is having a cult leader as president a violation of church-state separation?
Is there a difference between lynching and hanging?

Lick 24, 2008

Is having a born again missionary as Preesident a violation of church-state separation?
Are Presidents allowed to be missionaries?
Should lesbians be allowed to hug in public?
Can an impeachment be completed in 1 day?
Should we boycott companies that do business with Halliburton?

Lick 23, 2008

Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?