Lick 49, 2008

• Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
• It's not torture if the President says so?
• Can a President declare torture legal?
• Can a President declare BJs legal?
• Can a President declare adultery legal?
• Can a President declare perjury legal?
• Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
• If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
• Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
  
• Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
  

Lick 23, 2008

Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?