Lick 49, 2008

• Should a country celebrate ''bombs bursting'' in their national anthem?
• It's not torture if the President says so?
• Can a President declare torture legal?
• Can a President declare BJs legal?
• Can a President declare adultery legal?
• Can a President declare perjury legal?
• Should women who provide oral to the President in the oval office be viewed as enemy combatants undergoing harsh interrogation?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would he have declared BJs legal?
• If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, would adultery be an executive privilege?
• If Bill Clinton wasn't a sodomite, would Monica Lewinsky have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation?
• Can a President declare toilet sex legal?
  
• Can a President declare sex with underage government pages legal?
  

Lick 37, 2008

• Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
• Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
• Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
• Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
• Do Republicans spend and run?