Lick 37, 2008

• Will fat bounce off if I bounce up and down a lot?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if Vice President Cheney isn't impeached?
• Will Halliburton be able to keep all its government contracts if President Bush isn't impeached?
• Will Blackwater become a permanent part of the Pentagon budget if President Bush is not impeached?
• Is sneezing twice better than sneezing once?
• Does a shill a day keep the tax auditors away?
• Do Republicans spend and run?
  

Post Super Lick Blues 2008

• Is it better to be the humped than the humpee?
• Is there anyone who doesn't want hot shill action?
• Is fear of the climate crisis the real reason Cheney built an underground fortress?
• Is it possible to pwn a rawr?
• Can Homeland Security protect you from the climate crisis?
• Can tornadoes be hunt down and brought to justice?
  

Lick 23, 2008

Were no-bid contracts given for maintaining the White House email archives?
Is Vice President Cheney more like Gollum or the Sith Lord?
Can we expect a fake documentary blaming Clinton for President Bush-Cheney's failure to keep accurate archives?
Did President Bush help Ken Lay secure drugs and illegal immigrant prostitutes to assist his suicide, or was it Vice President Cheney?
Do squirrels complain about the ant-kill?
Is Hollywood pro-antist?
Is putting a wet cloth over an ant hill torture?
If you forget what you know, do you know what you knew?
Is there a record for fastest impeachment?